Sunday, October 4, 2009

Find somethng nice to say...

... about dinner!

Z did not like the look of the dinner while eating at a friend's house.

"Ew, it THAT dinner?," Z asked.

"That's very rude! Find something nice to say about the dinner Z."

Z thought for a few seconds, smiled and stated, "It's better than nothin'!"

Saturday, August 1, 2009


J: God is everywhere, right?

Grandma: Yes, God's everywhere.

J: We must be bumping him all the time then!

Monday, February 9, 2009

Counting to 15

J: Can I have some crackers?
M: Sure, how many do you want?
J: Can I have eight crackers?
M: Sure, and if you can count out eight properly, you can have five more.
J: That would be 13 crackers right?
M: That WOULD! Just for adding correctly, you can have fifteen crackers if you want!
J: Oh, I can't count to fifteen...