Find somethng nice to say...

... about dinner!

Z did not like the look of the dinner while eating at a friend's house.

"Ew, it THAT dinner?," Z asked.

"That's very rude! Find something nice to say about the dinner Z."

Z thought for a few seconds, smiled and stated, "It's better than nothin'!"

BUMP

J: God is everywhere, right?

Grandma: Yes, God's everywhere.

J: We must be bumping him all the time then!

Counting to 15

J: Can I have some crackers?
M: Sure, how many do you want?
J: Can I have eight crackers?
M: Sure, and if you can count out eight properly, you can have five more.
J: That would be 13 crackers right?
M: That WOULD! Just for adding correctly, you can have fifteen crackers if you want!
J: Oh, I can't count to fifteen...

Good job sweethear... WHAT?

First Grade Assignment

Please write three sentences about the upcoming Presidential Election. Use the facts discussed in class.

1. John McCain could be the President.

2. He is Repulickkin.

3. He is my dad's cousin.

Wembley 007

Class Assignment: Zstyle

Instructions: Please write FIVE complete sentences. Your sentences must have proper punctuation and capitalization.

Z's work:

1. I win the 1st prize.
2. What wig?!
3. Is this for Mrs. Pig?
4. Hmmmmmmm, and what IS a fin?
5. And WHAT made you?

What's the magic word?

Z left this on Mom's pillow...